With only 30 days to go until Resident Evil 6 is released on October 2nd, we count down 30 reasons why Capcom’s latest zombie infested survival horror game has us ready to destroy wave after wave of the bloody undead in terrifying new ways. You rolling with us? Pack a shotgun and never look back, this is the dirty 30 for Resident Evil 6. BRRRAAAAAIIINNNSS!!
The Zombies Are Smarter Than Ever Now
Like much, much, much smarter. They jump, spit acid and fight back with weapons. These things don't just grunt and groan. They eat brains and ace math tests. Run, man. RUN!
The Special Editions Rock
Why snag just the game when you can get copies of a bunch of classic Evils or even a hoodie? There are a ton of options, so stop being so boring.
That Logo Looks Like A Giraffe And A....
Love flourishes in the strangest of places. Sometimes a man loves a woman. Sometimes a woman loves a giraffe. Sometimes two fish smoke cigarettes after an argument. The Resident Evil 6 logo is like the world's most perversely inspiring rorschach test! Watch this Up At Noon bit for even more.
The Achievements!
There's an Achievement named "Duty Calls" in case you were worried there wouldn't be enough action to go with that survival horror. Plenty more Achievement spoilers at that link, if you're into that kind of thing.
Ada Wong Is Back, Baby
And yes, we missed her too. Don't lie, so did you.
This Mysterious Man
What is he doing? Maybe he's READING THIS VERY ARTICLE!
You Probably Have Better Skin Than This Guy, So Cheer Up!
Leon, Chris & Eminem In The SAME GAME!
That Title Screen Guy Will Totally Yell "RESIDENT...EVIIIIL. SIX!" When You Press Start On The Title Screen
He did it for every other Resident Evil game so why fire him now?
Resident Evil.Net Keeps The Game Going FOREVA AND EVA
Regularly updated new content and events? This makes us very happy.
We Couldn't Wait So We Did Awesome Break Downs Of The Resident Evil Games Leading Up To RE6
Our homie Lucas M. Thomas has been doing amazingly detailed breakdowns of all the Resident evil classics. Join us in celebrating our old, withered nostalgia.
The Amazing IGN Wiki Means You'll Never Get Stuck
We'll keep updating it with backstory, cheats and full walkthroughs but we'd love if you helped us, too.
That Whole Zombie Infection Thing? Yeah, It's Global Now
(Although once again, Greenland is safe from the rest of the world's problems)
It Has A Naked Human-Spider Boss Woman Thingy That We Can't Even Show You
We would probably get arrested for throwing a picture in here but that won't stop us from talking about it.
DAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!
SO CUTE!!!
It's F***ing Legit!
Or so says @GenaMarini and she's probably right.
This Game Has Some Weird-Ass Enemies, Man!
Zombie mutant prize claw people? What the hell?!?! Well, it's not like being populated with freakish weirdos is new for the series or anything.
***ZOMBIE CAT BREAK!***
Hey look, it's Albert Whisker! We're so, so sorry.
Multiple Story Campaigns
Oh, you want branching stories and entire campaigns with different lead characters? Here are three to start you off:
And that's not even all of them...
Some Crazy, Talented People Are Working On This
Just watch our making-of video for proof!
The Bio Ball
Hypodermic fun for the whole family!
It Takes Place In The Same Universe As Sleeping Dogs If You're A Fan Fiction Writer Or Crazy Conspiracy Theorist
It doesn't really, but we can pretend.
It Comes With An Umbrella Corporation Umbrella If You Pre-Order It
Never heard of an Umbrella Umbrella? Let our resident (see what we did there?) video hostess Naomi Kyle show you one in action.
The Game's Producer Hiroyuki Kobayashi Is No Slouch
From classics like Dino Crisis, Resident Evil 2 to Killer7 and Devil May Cry, this guy is a legend.
It's Not Resident Evil 5
Nuff' said.
It's The Only Game This Year With Crossbows
OK, so that's bullsh*t. There are thousands of games this year with crossbows. But we like this crossbow the best.
It Reminds Us Of Resident Evil 2...
...And The Village From Resident Evil 4
That CRAZY Plane Crash Scene
And Finally? Zombie Party Time!
Excited for Resident Evil 6 as we are? Well you absolutely should be by now. Be sure to let us know just how excited in the comments below.
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